<SiFuh>
Plenty of white space and can be printed on a single page
<remiliascarlet>
Sure fire to not get hired. Unless you found a workplace that has a sense of humor.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Want to bet?
<SiFuh>
I was given so many resumes this week. All were thrown in the trash.
<SiFuh>
Not one gave hobbies, and it was all copy and paste bullshit, with boring info.
<SiFuh>
When the politician asked me why I can throw so fast. I said that I want to know who the person is, not a history of that person, which is mostly lies, and bullshit.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I said to him. Big corporations don't ever care about your history, they care about who you are. So just do it. The hobbies section is the single most important thing on your resume. If you don't have that. It goes in the bin.
<SiFuh>
ukky: Hobbies should always be mentioned. You hire people for who they are not from their history.
<SiFuh>
Hobbies: Stealing office equipment
<ukky>
You'd had zero chance to get hired in Canada if you mention your hobbies.
<SiFuh>
Bet I could prove you all wrong
<SiFuh>
Every big corporate job even the University I worked for in Thailand said exactly the same as John Taylor Gatto. "Resumes are full of lies, we only care about what you do when you don't work because that is the only part you don't lie about" (Paraphrasing)
<SiFuh>
ukky: The politician that I am talking about at the ASEAN SUMMIT is having trouble hiring people. I talked to his wife, not him because she has the most information. I came to the conclusion he is not delegating his subsidary businesses. I told him you have 5 at the moment, you need find and hire 5 guys only. Let those 5 guys hire their staff. Not you! You don't like them get your guys to fire them. You
<SiFuh>
don't. Only those 5 should be able to call you.
<ukky>
But mentioning what you did for Crux/OpenBSD would get you hired, at least as network admin.
<SiFuh>
Each company should run independently without you.
<SiFuh>
I've been hired with that resume. Because I have a name.
<SiFuh>
I was called to KL to do the impossible, and at the same time, do some extra work on the side, and teach a politician how to run a business and teach him public speaking skills.
<SiFuh>
I told them straight up is me and straight up is what you get. I am not ashamed or shy. I don't do stupid shit. I do the stuff no one can do.
<SiFuh>
What they didn't know and still don't is that we parked beside the police cars and the police tent (Off limits for public) and the second time we parked between the Asian Government vehicles also off limit to public and I showed my friend how to bypass the security check points.
<SiFuh>
I told my friend. "Walk like a king. Walk like you know what you are doing and why you are here. Confuse the police to make them think to themselves 'Who are they? Are they important?'" and so he did
<SiFuh>
ukky: We did get harrassed by the late night security on the way out the second time. But I went and confronted them and they understood.
<SiFuh>
Apparently Lavrov and Rubio were there. I never saw them.
<SiFuh>
ukky: I walked out of the office on Wednesday. Got in the car and drove 148 KM home. They called to ask why I left. I said you don't need me here now. I will continue the work at home and come back a few weeks later. They said "Okay! No problems"
<SiFuh>
Called them today. "Do not throw out the dot matrix line printer. I will need that for your server logs"
<SiFuh>
Was asked "How about the server?" I said "Already built and running under stress. After 2 weeks of hardcore hammering it will be ready for the office."
<remiliascarlet>
ukky: As SiFuh said, companies care about your personality more than your history or merits.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Heh, not exactly. They care about 'WHO' you are.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: But this is way up in the corporate levels, not a standard job.
<remiliascarlet>
Hell, a few days ago, Lunduke even uncovered that Canonical hired a convicted sex offender who was in prison for raping little children for as young as 9 years old, and Canonical knows about it.
<remiliascarlet>
Canonical is the company making Ubuntu, in case you're 5.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Yes, but they are all deviates. Disgusting people. That is why I refuse to do their shit and do what I want.
<remiliascarlet>
The only reason he found out about it is because he noted a Canonical employee defacing a Wiki page on a Microsoft Github repository, and since he used his real name, he looked him up, and found all sorts of crimes about him.
<SiFuh>
Monday I was asked to do something that morally I would never do. I said flat out no and they begged and I said in very simple English "I do NOT give a fuck about you or anyone else. I am here for this job, and I will NEVER break my moral code so do fucking try" So the Chinese guy being a dick is constantly trying to tell me to do it and I said "If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I am going to
<SiFuh>
send you to hospital." He said "I don't like you" I burst out laughing "Oh you don't like me because I want you to shut the fuck about doing something immoral. Good luck twat"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: They all seem to be psychopaths and paedophiles the higher you go up the ladder.
<remiliascarlet>
"I will NEVER break my moral code so ***DO*** fucking try" ????
<SiFuh>
Hahaha
<SiFuh>
This companies boss knows me well. I say it as it is. And I don't do petty work. I want the Mission Impossible stuff. The stuff that no one can do, that makes me think and then I am interested in it.
<remiliascarlet>
But yes, I too get annoyed if I get hired for a job, and then get told to do something completely irrelevant to the job.
<remiliascarlet>
Things like, you get hired as a software engineer, and then the boss tells you "oh, can you take out the trash?". I think like "you take out the trash yourself, you're not paying me for this".
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: They bloody asked to go into the ceiling void to find out the brand of their pump. I said "I doubt you have a pump" They said to go climb the ladder and check. I said "Ask you fucking workers dude." "Can't my brother is afraid of the ladder and too fat for the hole in the ceiling" "Well ask your account then!" "He's scared of heights" "Fuck, give me the fucking ladder." I climb up and
<SiFuh>
crawl into the ceiling and he shouts "You really do move like a monkey" "Fuck you! By the way, your pump brand is 'nothing'" "What? I don't understand" "You don't have a fucking pump you twat" "Ohhhh. Is that the problem?" "No, your float isn't cutting the water off" "So I need a pump?" "No, you need to fix your float. Call a plumber, I am not staying up hear surrounded by dead bats, dead rats and
<SiFuh>
Naegleria fowleri. And tell him to close the lid on the water tank. Fucking stupid"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Exactly! I was called to write a program and next thing you know I am overloaded with shit that I am not hired nor paid for.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Dude got me to re-wire his office, replace all the ceiling lights, and install ethernet cables through the ceiling. I was so mad and said "You call me for the impossible, not this fucking shit. I am leaving. I have your fucking server to build"
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I built an OpenBSD NFS server, tomorrow later on, I will start writing the backup scripts
<remiliascarlet>
A customer uses Windows, and that's a fucking OS to deal with. It does have an installable NFS client, except it doesn't work, so I have to separately install Samba on their NAS, and even then I had to set up a Linux subsystem and a script that pushes backups to that NAS using RSYNC, because no RSYNC on Windows, and Windows Explorer crashes all the time. And if it doesn't crash, copy/paste
<remiliascarlet>
functionality doesn't work 80% of the time.
<SiFuh>
I can't install SAMBA, it requires Xenocara and I am not compiling it with X support. (Maybe)
<SiFuh>
No the backup will be on the exact same drive. Because the stupid machine has 4 SATA ports but only 2 SATA power ports. So I will backup the NFS part on the same partition.
<SiFuh>
with X/without X
<ukky>
SiFuh: 'pkg_add -v rsnapshot' and then just configure what, when and where to backup
<SiFuh>
ukky: No I use rsync for this. not rsnapshot.
<SiFuh>
I write my own script because now I know everything it is doing.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: It didn't require any display server on FreeBSD.
<ukky>
SiFuh: rsnapshot uses rsync behind the scenes.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: OpenBSD version needs X. Let me find the error for you
<SiFuh>
ukky: Care not. My script will do what I want it to do. I don't need a second program
<ukky>
Will your script do log rotation?
<SiFuh>
ukky: Of course
<ukky>
s/log/backup snapshot/
<SiFuh>
It will be daily to a monthly folder and every few months the old backup will be removed
<SiFuh>
I understood
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: |library X11.18.2 not found
<remiliascarlet>
Well, that's gay.
<ukky>
My backup snapshots go back to 2019. And I have daily backups for the last two years. Then two years of weekly backups. Then two years of monthly backups.
<SiFuh>
Yes, I said faggot myself. "What the fuck is this faggot shit?"
<ukky>
SiFuh: folder? What does it mean?
<SiFuh>
ukky: I am backing up their folder which contains office stuff. Quite small.
<remiliascarlet>
ukky: "Folder" is the Windows terminology for "directory".
<SiFuh>
/home/NFS/DATA will be backed up to /home/NFS/BACKUP
<SiFuh>
They do debt collection, scrap metal and 3 other things. I care zero.
<ukky>
I'm kidding. Everytime I hear/read/see 'folder': Oh, it's Windows.
<SiFuh>
Directory?
<remiliascarlet>
What else do you think "mkdir" and "rmdir" stand for?
<SiFuh>
mkfol rmfol
<remiliascarlet>
It's really only Windows and macOS calling it "Folder".
<SiFuh>
All OS calls it folders
<ukky>
haha mkfol
<remiliascarlet>
And maybe Gnome too, but that's because RedHat is on its mission to turn Linux into a Windows clone.
<SiFuh>
I'd prefer mkfld
<ukky>
mkf?
<remiliascarlet>
mknigger
<SiFuh>
mf rf
<remiliascarlet>
"mf" could also mean "motherfucker".
<ukky>
mf and rf are the best
<SiFuh>
I know, that is why it is beautiful. What the fsck
<SiFuh>
cf
<remiliascarlet>
rmzorz
<SiFuh>
No need, he can do that himself
<SiFuh>
I am going jungle 19 and 20 because KKM (Malaysian CDC) called me to be survival support guy again
<SiFuh>
They need someone to protect their precious kids.
<remiliascarlet>
I always admire zorz for just taking on insults against him head on, and then laugh about it.
<SiFuh>
ukky: remiliascarlet: farkuhar: Also it appears serpente might be coming to Malaysia. So I will team up with him.
<remiliascarlet>
Meanwhile, lavaball would just insult you.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I agree. I actually like that too.
<SiFuh>
I've ripped the shit out of him and he just deflects it or absorbs it and ignores it and laughs
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Lavaball messaged me the other day again, something about eating breakfast. He never explained the meaning of that
<ukky>
remiliascarlet: yeah, zorz just laughs. I'm weak in that regard.
<SiFuh>
He just laughs that I don't know what he is talking about with his insults.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: ukky is probably wearing jeans not as tight as zorz's :-)
<ukky>
SiFuh: you are right, I prefer wide/loose jeans
<SiFuh>
ukky: remiliascarlet: I did some research into why Malay are wearing tight jeans and tight pants. I think I discovered why. They ride motorcycles.
<SiFuh>
ukky: Same, I wear the widest available. I like my flapping rags.
<remiliascarlet>
SiFuh: I encountered online about that whole "eating breakfast" thing. Basically, it means "you're retarded" in slang.
<SiFuh>
But I don't eat breakfast remiliascarlet. I am a one meal a day guy and it is before I sleep.
<remiliascarlet>
I also do one meal a day, except I do so in the mornings.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: I really get sick and tired of explaining it to people. People that eat all the time. Food is their god. And I am constantly telling them. I DO NOT EAT BREAKFAST OR LUNCH...
<remiliascarlet>
Technically you do eat breakfast if you take the word literally: breaking your fast.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: The boss who hired me to be his boss asked me to try boiled fish. I said I don't eat any meat boiled. Fuck off... He can't understand that..
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Good point.
<remiliascarlet>
Raw fish is the best. If it has to be cooked, then grilled is second place.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Here is a funny one. "I know the place with the best Malaysian cooking" "No you don't, I hate Malay food. It is digusting shit" "No this is the best. I will prove you wrong" So we go and order and he asks "You like it right?" I said "Dude, this Myanmar food, the staff are from Myanmar, the chef is from Myanmar. How the fuck is this Malay dude?"
<remiliascarlet>
The only time boiling meat makes sense is if you want to make soup, but then you will want to have the bones too, and the meat is then just to make the soup taste better.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: DO NOT EAT raw fresh water fish. EVER
<SiFuh>
Salt water fish you can.
<SiFuh>
The fresh water fish is so full of fluke and worms they will eat you.
<remiliascarlet>
I only ever eat wild caught salmon (not farmed ones, those are very toxic), mackerel, and sardines.
<SiFuh>
Yeah they are salt water fishes
<SiFuh>
Salmon can go into fresh water though
<SiFuh>
fishes/fish
<remiliascarlet>
When eating salmon, make sure it's always wild caught.
<SiFuh>
I don't really eat fish. Not a fan. Even wild
<remiliascarlet>
No need to worry about mackerel and sardines, those are always wild caught.
<SiFuh>
It is not good for health to eat soo much unless you are an inuit
<remiliascarlet>
Fish is good for getting EPA and DHA.
<remiliascarlet>
Brain is better, but it's very hard to get in Japan.
<SiFuh>
If you put a salted, fire cooked fish in front of me drenched with chilli, I will gladly eat it. If you Chinese style boil it over a fire in liquid, I will not touch it.
<SiFuh>
DHA you can get from the eyes
<remiliascarlet>
You might be able to find pork brain if you buy a whole pig, but other than that, you can't find it anywhere,
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Ever heard of Mad Cow disease?
<remiliascarlet>
I heard of it, but I said pork brain, not beef brain.
<SiFuh>
We have pork brains in Thailand. I spat it out and asked "What the fuck is this shit?"
<SiFuh>
No it isn't beef brains, it is Chicken
<SiFuh>
They fatten the cows by spraying minced chicken on the field and the cows eat the grass and get it and go insane. It appears from my research that it is to do with the hormones of the chickens.
<remiliascarlet>
Mad Cow disease in chicken brain? Is that the "cow and chicken" cartoon?
<SiFuh>
In the jungle I use animal brains to tan hides. Make the skin (Leather) moist and flexible
<SiFuh>
No they mince the chicken it effects the brain of the cows, deer, and horses and humans
<SiFuh>
I don't eat chicken, seriously disgusting animals
<remiliascarlet>
So basically, a man-made disease. Like every other disease.
<SiFuh>
I will agree with you on that one. In fact, I wonder if virus' even exist
<remiliascarlet>
If you need to eat chicken, you will have to grow them yourself, and make sure they get to eat what they're supposed to eat, which is worms.
<remiliascarlet>
Chickens generally get fed grains instead, which is really bad for them.
<SiFuh>
If you look at all diseases (Non-bacterial) it is to do with human intervention. Not understanding what they are doing.
<SiFuh>
Chickens eat everything. Not just work. They came from Thailand. I eat wild chicken but that is where I draw the line.
<SiFuh>
work/worms*
<SiFuh>
Same with rats. I will eat wild rats from the forest but not farmed rats
<SiFuh>
Same with pork. I don't like domestic pork, I eat Wild Boars.
<remiliascarlet>
Everything wild and untouched by humans is good.
<SiFuh>
Gaur is good but illegal to eat here.
<remiliascarlet>
Gaur?
<SiFuh>
Yes, I eat a lot, illegally
<remiliascarlet>
I mean, never heard of it.
<remiliascarlet>
But it seems like it's some kind of bovine.
<SiFuh>
They are species of cow/buffalo that lives in the jungle. They are getting rare. They can't be domesticated
<SiFuh>
The problem is they don't breed fast enough so we need to stop eating them
<SiFuh>
Better to eat Kangaroo like the Eastern Gray. They breed so fast
<remiliascarlet>
Tell them to stop using condoms or the pill.
<SiFuh>
ukky: When I applied for a job my resume was very similar for the Taxi company. Not long after they promoted me as a fleet adviser. (Mediator between drivers and the call centre). I remember the day they updated and upgraded all systems. It was a Sunday. I was out making money. Then I got a call. "Hey, according to our training records you never did the course" "So?" "Well, I want to ask why" I replied "I
<SiFuh>
told them to fsck off and asked for the manual and read it" "Oh, okay, well can you go back to the rank and teach the other drivers how to use the system?" "No chance, I am making money."
<SiFuh>
Funny that in the end, the guy who read the manual has to teach the guys who did the training course.
<SiFuh>
ukky: I remember about 15 years later turning up to drive again. Glen told me the system has changed. I asked "What changed?" He said "This and this and that is what it does but you don't need a corse do you?" "No I am good" "Cool, your course is over, go get money"
<ukky>
I always wondered about all those online certification courses (Microsoft, Cisco, etc). Does the person feel better/proud when they take those courses?
<SiFuh>
Went straight out and turned up that evening with tripple the meter price of everyone else. Even when I broke down and lost 2 hours. And I worked less than 8 hours. He asked me "How do you do it?" I said "I don't work the town or city, I work the jungle. Longer distance, rare chance of a taxi, you get my drift"
<SiFuh>
ukky: Yeah I wonder that too. I can do so much more shit than any certified dude. So what is the point? The resume?
<SiFuh>
ukky: And your code is pretty good. I admire it.
<SiFuh>
ukky: I actually wish I had your knowledge too
<ukky>
Not sure, but I think to increase (a fake, artificial) respect for a company (Microsoft, Cisco, etc) or a person who takes those certifications.
<SiFuh>
ukky: When I owned KGB technologies, we only hired one bachelor/master guy. Everyone else was people who can do the same shit without a certificate. Reason? They got off their ass, and self taught. They were the best workers.
<ukky>
SiFuh: my knowledge is pretty narrow.
<SiFuh>
The cert holders were always the first to be fired. Lazy, no spoon fed information, always asking for help from the non-cert owners
<SiFuh>
ukky: Doesn't matter. I still admire it.
<SiFuh>
ukky: I am no politician, but I was lecturing and teaching on two (Well today it makes three days ago) they lost the connection to reality.
<SiFuh>
As John Taylor Gatto says. "You want to turn your children into Geniuses. Give them real world and real life experiences" (Paraphrasing)
<SiFuh>
ukky: remiliascarlet: I turned up to the office at 9am with a beer. Should have seen the look on the staff faces. The boss then comes in and asks "Do you need more?" I said "Nope, 6 pack in the fridge" "Okay cool."
<SiFuh>
One staff memember says "How you can drink when no one else can?" I said "Powered by beer! Okay joking. I do shit you can't. Your boss knows. So I do what I want, when I want, and you guys listen to me"
<SiFuh>
I'm not permanent staff. I just get called in for extreme shit.
<SiFuh>
"Hey SiFuh, you going to build that server?" "Nope, I need beer, then I will build your server" "Okay, do you need money for the beer" "Nope! I am set" "Okay"