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<SiFuh>
MSNBC to change its name to MS NOW and drop the peacock logo
<SiFuh>
I think they should change it to BS NOW
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<SiFuh>
Unifi kept emailing me saying that I have an internet problem. So I called the number to inform them that I know and it is temporary because I am renovating upstairs. Can't get through. Line Busy. No Answer. Line Busy.
<SiFuh>
ukky: You can't leave your house because walking could cause a fire. Now they are saying you could break your leg but the emergency responders are focused on the fire. What a f***ing joke.
<SiFuh>
Then they said (Paraphrasing) "It's not that you could walk a fire into existence, or breaking a leg, it is because you can be enveloped in a fire"
<SiFuh>
ukky: It's all bullshit. Stupid fucking bullshit. Why are they our protectors?
<SiFuh>
Don't drive a car. You might kill yourself. Or someone. Or an animal. Or damage the road... Okay, enough bullshit. I'm done.
<SiFuh>
You can't go outside and enjoy nature this summer. But summer is when we can. Well you can't.
<SiFuh>
remiliascarlet: Jeff Berwick's son looks so healthy
<SiFuh>
Zelensky Arrives In Washington DC Wearing A T-Shirt After Trump Asked Him To Wear A Suit & Show Respect
<SiFuh>
ukky: Neighbour asked me if I can fix their auto-gate. I looked at it and asked "What grease is that?" looks like vaseline. I inspected it and the screws that hold it together were unscrewing. Full of stale old black grease with dirt. So I boiled it and degreased it. Put 4x4 bearing grease on it. Now it works again.
<SiFuh>
Told them don't use that cheap shit junk. You call me if you need to regrease it.
<SiFuh>
Simple fix but took over an hour because I had to dismantle, clean, grease assemble and reset the open and closing limit bar.
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<farkuhar>
zorz: you are here.
<zorz>
yeap
<SiFuh>
Is he?
<zorz>
yeap
<SiFuh>
Nope
<zorz>
why:P
<SiFuh>
I'm still laughing at the wife
<SiFuh>
She says her mother should have married an Australian and I said You'd not have been born if she had
<SiFuh>
zorz: The gate had a seized controlling arm. Last time the guy came to fix it (Before me) he gave them a second-hand controlling arm and charged 700 MYR!
<SiFuh>
Then he stole the old controlling arm.
<SiFuh>
I said "Dude! You got screwed!"
<zorz>
everywhere greeks :P
<zorz>
hahhaa
<zorz>
this reminds me greek service.
<SiFuh>
zorz: It's like internet guys who came to install the router. They called the wife asking for 70 or 80 MYR for installition fee. Wife hands to me and I never gave to them. Then she was annoyed at ME! "Why you never pay them?" "Why should I?" I made a phone call to the internet company. A friend works there. He said "They are paid already. They just want to top up their wallet" Bahahahahahahaha
<SiFuh>
Then the wife shocked because she always fall for the scam went to her office and told them all that it is a scam.
<SiFuh>
Then her colleague says "I love your husband." Hahahaha
<SiFuh>
And I had 80 MYR in pocket ;-)
<zorz>
lol
<SiFuh>
zorz: Here is a funny one. There is a fat woman that works at her office. They deliver some fertilizer to my home. (Had some embassy issues HAHAHA Joking. It was for the greenhouse) The wife is dragging a 25 KG bag along the floor. Her colleague just picks up two 25 KG bags. Throws over her shoulder and strolls in. I came running downstairs to help. I saw her and said "I FUCKING LOVE YOU" Hahahahaha. She
<SiFuh>
says she can't be mine because I am too strong. I said, I love her because she is strong!
<SiFuh>
The wife is cracking up laughing.
<zorz>
heh
<SiFuh>
zorz: farkuhar: ukky: dlcusa: By the way, that photo of me sitting on the wood. I found out this afternoon that the uncle had been driving around with it for 3 days. I think 2 but wife says 3. And the only reason he never dropped at my home is because he can't carry them alone. He said 3 contract workers carried them each to the truck. They are too heavy. I think not. 95 to maybe 110 KG.
<SiFuh>
I was just strolling in with each log like my wife's colleague carrying the fertilizer.
<SiFuh>
The uncle had shame on his face. The largest log. I knew I can't pick it up. I just rolled it off the back of the truck then rolled into the house. Passed by the uncle. He didn't even notice. Then he says "Whey! How you carry that?" "I didn't. I rolled it"
<SiFuh>
I will not even attempt it. I like my spine. 100KG's is fine. Anything close to 200 KG's no way
<SiFuh>
Then Aunt Sally had a ball sniffing and smelling the new stock
<SiFuh>
But they didn't give me ID or passport because they want 10K USD
<SiFuh>
So register me as a citizen but didn't give me freedom to travel because I didn't cough up 10K
<zorz>
first time i see that
<SiFuh>
Not a fan, like the idea. Like the concept but 10K? Fuck off. They need experts. Yet I am an expert but I need to pay 10K
<SiFuh>
10K AUD is average salary in AUD for Australians
<SiFuh>
10K USD, is over a year
<SiFuh>
So what the fuck they doing? Only want the rich to join?
<zorz>
what can i tell you
<zorz>
dont know
<SiFuh>
Well you can't. Apparently I know more.
<SiFuh>
It is a disputed island that no country can claim
<SiFuh>
So a groud of anarchists took it over
<SiFuh>
group*
<SiFuh>
Then they made their own country and have representivies at the UN
<SiFuh>
They called for experts in all things. I am that... then asked 10K to get a passport. I am not that...
<SiFuh>
I then emailed them asking if I can be a diplomat for the Malaysian branch
<SiFuh>
The refused to reply
<SiFuh>
So fuck them
<SiFuh>
zorz: I was called to KL to fix a broken business. The boss in front of the staff says "Can you fix it?" I said "Not sure. Give me some time" "How much to pay you?" I said "Fuck off with your money shit. Give me beer, food and a floor" The staff never heard anyone speak like that.
<SiFuh>
So you think I will pay 10K to a fucking country that doesn't care about money? Fuck no. Fuck you and fuck off.
<zorz>
look what i know.... crypto fuck switzerland... but banking wise,,,, is Georgia
<zorz>
maybe skopje, the wannabe macedonians... is good for bankin now.
<zorz>
Georgia jumped after first presidensy of Trump when US have full access in swiss bank data.
<SiFuh>
zorz: I will be in Georgia I think around October
<SiFuh>
Maybe November
<SiFuh>
zorz: I think I will be in remiliascarlet's toilet October and Georgia November
<SiFuh>
Also Armenia
<SiFuh>
I was hired to be body guard
<SiFuh>
For some dumb shit company
<SiFuh>
I just checked. It is November for Georgia and Armenia
<SiFuh>
Southern Japan is October
<SiFuh>
zorz: Made love to the wife, now she is soft and cuddly and whatever. Where is my evil bitch gone? Hahaha
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: ukky: dlcusa: Ordered the 3M climbing harness for my work next weeks. And SIRIM/DOSH approved Lanyards
<SiFuh>
Wife wants me not dead and says spend big money on safety. I said better to spend money on safety and not big money on fake safety
<SiFuh>
So SIRIM, DOSH, UIAA, CE and CEN.
<SiFuh>
I have some assending, sideways climbing and abseiling to do
<SiFuh>
zorz: When the gear arrives, want videos?
<SiFuh>
I can ask the wife to record my monkey business
<SiFuh>
Actually I will because my mum loves watching her baby climb hahahaha
<SiFuh>
Okay, maybe not abseiling or ascending. I can't fight a static and dynamic rope supplier here
<SiFuh>
I guess I need to spiderman it
<SiFuh>
Can't find static/Dynamic rope. Ascenders, thimbles, figure of eights. It is like no one knows vertical rescue here.
<SiFuh>
I can find the gloves though!
<SiFuh>
What a world
<SiFuh>
zorz: Not sure how my wife will upload to you guys, but the Wife will take video so you all can see me drop to my death
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<farkuhar>
What was I thinking, to run Midnight Commander on a laptop without F1-F10 keys? It's practically useless until I plug in an external keyboard, or remap the default keybindings. I had to go to another terminal and run `killall mc` just to quit the damn thing.
<ukky>
My laptop is so old it still has F-keys, RJ45, RJ11, 1394, S-Video, and DB15. No 'mc' though.
<farkuhar>
The stupid design of the built-in keyboard eschewed F1-F10 in favor of keys for browsing and media consumption. xev currently reports them as: XF86Back, XF86Forward, XF86Reload, XF86LaunchA, XF86MonBrightnessDown, XF86MonBrightnessUp, XF86AudioMute, XF86AudioLowerVolume, XF86AudioRaiseVolume, and XF86Sleep.
<ukky>
And what those would send if you press Fn key?
<farkuhar>
So in theory I can write an ~/.Xmodmap that will turn them back into the usual F1-F10 keys, except that the fourth key on that row doesn't register at all (xev does not detect the keypress). Muscle memory will have to be relearned, just for this laptop keyboard.
<farkuhar>
ukky: Heh, there is no Fn key on this keyboard. No Windows key either! I have to make do with Ctrl, Alt, and Shift.
<ukky>
No separate Fn-Lock button?
<farkuhar>
Nope, not on this model of Chromebook.
<ukky>
Damn, I guess I'm spoiled using 104-key keyboards.