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<SiFuh>
Friend finally caught the second trap. I asked is it male or female. He said "I don't know how to tell" I said "If it has big balls it is male!" And laughed
<SiFuh>
the rat in the second*
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<farkuhar>
zorz: you are here
<zorz>
NO!
<SiFuh>
SiFuh is here!
<SiFuh>
farkuhar: Gunna ask the wife to watch George of the Jungle. Haha
<SiFuh>
I will tell her it is our Greek friend zorz
<SiFuh>
It is quite good. But I feel he missed the point. There is no binary system. There is 0 and 1. 1 is something 0 is nothing. Cold doesn't exist. Only heat does. Darkness doesn't exist. Light does. Cold is absence of heat. Darkness is absence of light.
<zorz>
SiFuh: myself i hear of bibi netan. and I am singing this
<SiFuh>
I was explaining it last week to my friend whose dogs passed. He always listens to it.
<SiFuh>
I said that is Irish errr Revolutionary Forces?
<SiFuh>
He said he never knew. I said. I will check to make sure I am right. But I forgot
<zorz>
okay, you cannot compare muslim gypsies withh Irish
<zorz>
but.... the muslims will react... and then... they will vanish.
<zorz>
SiFuh: I have an email ready for my brothers kids.... the juice, of the email is never join gyms etc etc. learn how to walk the greek(ancient) way and time will pay you off. Want to see the draft? :P
<SiFuh>
Sure. I don't use gyms because I want my instant noodle arms but I want maximum power
<zorz>
wait SiFuh check....
<zorz>
i have something extra!
<zorz>
right hand :P
<SiFuh>
This is your body parts?
<zorz>
till before 20 min
<SiFuh>
You go take a super hot bath for over 20 minutes.
<zorz>
i have an extra bone on righht hand before the ancle
<zorz>
hahahahahaha
<zorz>
no need
<SiFuh>
You need to sweat that shit out
<SiFuh>
Do not use soap or shampoo. You fucking sweat that shit out now
<zorz>
have you seen he muscles?
<SiFuh>
I didn't see any
<zorz>
the point is the line of the muscles.
<SiFuh>
No I am talking about your skin
<SiFuh>
You need to fucking clean yourself
<SiFuh>
Fill a tub of water as hot as you can and take 20 minutes to get your luggage (Balls and penis) In and relaz and sweat.
<SiFuh>
Your skin is infected with bacteria in the pores
<zorz>
okay i will
<SiFuh>
And yes, I saw the bone
<zorz>
the muscles.......
<SiFuh>
What muscles?
<zorz>
the bone?
<zorz>
hahaha
<SiFuh>
Yes in the wrist
<zorz>
yeap
<zorz>
John Wick :P
<SiFuh>
Keanu Reeves is a bad actor
<SiFuh>
zorz: You live alone?
<zorz>
not really
<zorz>
because of me..... i was asking you anout jakarta.... but at the end... i will end up in Venezeulla
<SiFuh>
I sent a photo of my leg
<SiFuh>
zorz: Show you the difference about being clean and using soap. Soap is your enemy
<SiFuh>
zorz: Soap should be illegal. It removes the natural oils from your skin. It opens your skin and pores to the weather and the bacteria
<SiFuh>
You have a natural body system, a Star Trek Force Field that your body creates every day and 48 hours to replenish.
<SiFuh>
You need to stinking hot shower and bath and sweat like you never sweat before then super cold to close the pores. Do that every day, Then you should heal fast.
<SiFuh>
Within 5 days you will be back to normal.
<zorz>
SiFuh: plz wait moment
<zorz>
okay i will do!
<zorz>
so.... other news ?
<SiFuh>
zorz: My wife and friends wonder why my skin so soft and flexible and why I don't have body odor. I just say to them "I don't use soap."
<SiFuh>
zorz: I get called in by word of mouth, sometimes other countries, to fix that which is broken that no one can do. I will review and look and make a call.
<SiFuh>
Never had to protect a Roadhouse though. Hahah
<SiFuh>
Payment is mostly beer, food and a floor to sleep on. Some jobs I need specialist equipment and get them to pay some cash to me. Some jobs say they HAVE to pay me
<SiFuh>
I do it to prove it can be done. Not to them. But it is a challenge and prove to myself it can be done.
<zorz>
people are stupid
<zorz>
they think will get pension salary.
<zorz>
gen z does not work
<zorz>
who is gonna pay the bill ?
<SiFuh>
I hope I can get a video of my next job
<zorz>
so what we do.... we found other ways,,,,
<zorz>
example crypto, or stocks.... or sell your ass :P
<zorz>
but the pension system is collapsing
<zorz>
and AI accelerate this..... and nobody talks!
<zorz>
FUCK I AM REALLY PISSED!
<SiFuh>
zorz: Okay, I have a job in September that requires climbing a skyscraper from 32 floor. They will provide me with all safety equipment. I said No I will use mine. I have been spending a few weeks searching for all the equipment. I will use it end of month at my home to install CCTV from about 4 stories. It's two story house but it is equal to a standard 4 story floor.
<zorz>
lIN I am talking for different thing.
<SiFuh>
So I need to test the gear here first. Weigh everything, check the wind speed on the day and the weather on the day I plan to do the job in KL. I want a Jump Chute. But can't find here. I already asked some friends in the Malaysian Airforce if they can get for me. So far no word. It's for emergency only.
<SiFuh>
zorz: I will be The Amazing Spider-Man for two days. Hahaha
<SiFuh>
I'm actually excited about the job. This will be the most fun one yet.
<SiFuh>
Also to remove the old equipment I can't use battery operated tools so I need to climb with an extension cord strapped to my waist
<zorz>
man is nice.
<zorz>
every job is nice.
<SiFuh>
Yeah, 47 years old and still acting like a teenager. Hahah
<zorz>
once a teenager .... always teenager!
<zorz>
this is my problem with NOW!
<SiFuh>
For the house job the neighbours got wind of what I plan to do. They all want me to tell them before I start (I won't) but they all want to be there.
<SiFuh>
The KL job my friend will be there so I hope he catches it on video
<zorz>
You know what i would say to the young people....
<zorz>
????
<zorz>
Ask google to mustabate you!
<zorz>
hahahaha
<SiFuh>
Go fucking jungle and catch fish by hand
<zorz>
chatgpt can you play my dick/pussy!
<zorz>
eeeeeeeeeeee
<zorz>
Fuck off:P
<SiFuh>
zorz: You know there is a problem when KKM (Malaysian CDC) invites me to oversee their kids? They always hang out at my camp site. Not with theirs. Wife gets annoyed. I said "They are kids, ask what Jesus would do" They love me because I spend my time to swim, enjoy adventure and do cool stuff. I teach them on the side new tricks. They come to my campsite and hang out and the parents come by every few
<SiFuh>
hours to check on them.
<zorz>
this is to sophisticated for me...... but
<SiFuh>
zorz: Did you watch the newest Road House?
<zorz>
I am simple man....
<zorz>
first they ban smokin in the bars.... like smokin is worst than alcohol.... then with the phones ban the bars.....
<SiFuh>
But I am a fighter, so seeing some real moves peformed kind of made it for me
<zorz>
in order to punch/fist.... you need my leg :P
<SiFuh>
Yes!
<zorz>
if you dont step on earth
<zorz>
forget about it.
<zorz>
fiou fiou.....BMX :P
<SiFuh>
zorz: Explain how to punch for you. If you move right hand, right leg MUST step forward. You rotate at the base of the spine. Do not rotate the spine, you rotate. Then laws of physics applies. All kinetic energy will transfer from your body to the ground and your fist. And you can slam a guy so hard he will fly 5 metres and probably break what ever is behind him.
<SiFuh>
Come here one day, I will train you how to move.
<SiFuh>
I bet even farkuhar can slam a guy so hard that guy will break my auto-gate off the hinges from 6 metres away
<SiFuh>
and farkuhar will turn and look at me and say "I was just stretching man"
<SiFuh>
zorz: A friend of mine asked me what I'd do if he punched me and I stepped only. I never punched him. He hit the floor about 2 metres away and bruised his elbow. I ran over to make sure he was okay and he said "You are never teaching me again"
<SiFuh>
I was actually surprised at how flimsy he was.
<zorz>
look the photoes that you saw are all of me been calm in 16 degrees
<zorz>
if i get upset... 3ple them
<SiFuh>
zorz: I plan to watch "The Shadow Strays (2024)" tomorrow
<SiFuh>
zorz: It looks like a serious bacterial infection
<zorz>
I learned from my macedonian/greek village the tongue must be in parallel with your spinal cord
<zorz>
i try to use my best english for you to understand
<SiFuh>
zorz: Sex move?
<zorz>
I learned from my macedonian/greek village the tongue must be in parallel with your spinal cord...... otherwise run :P
<SiFuh>
zorz: I can't find online. I've searched a lot. I know my training is banned for public
<SiFuh>
Better I make a video for you and send privately
<SiFuh>
Need a dummy buddy to show you some other moves. Hahaha I doubt any of my friends want to be that dummy
<SiFuh>
I have idea. I will try to plan it for tomorrw
<SiFuh>
I've those 95 to 110 KG logs I can stack onto the other and get the wife to video my punching it
<SiFuh>
Then ahh she can call the ambulance.
<SiFuh>
Hold on, need to search number for ambulance
<SiFuh>
0199186972 <-- Oh great how can anyone remember that
<SiFuh>
Ahh 999 for Emergency
<SiFuh>
I think a stupid white man making a video punching a log is not emergency
<zorz>
ahahaha
<zorz>
we do it..... tomorrow
<zorz>
i was thinking... you know what?
<SiFuh>
Yeah, I plan to. I will wear rubber gloves though. My hands are already sliced up from killing rats
<SiFuh>
I've enough battle scars. No padding though
<zorz>
to see this bones.... my mother on my pregnency lost all her teeth.
<zorz>
myself i never drink milk
<SiFuh>
Vaccine?
<SiFuh>
Milk is toxic to humans
<SiFuh>
If come from cow
<zorz>
it was me ..... i strain her as an embryo
<SiFuh>
I have a Titanium wrist for my left hand because of milkd
<SiFuh>
An Embryo kicked your mother's arse?
<SiFuh>
Hahaha I don't believe. I think you were not an Embryo
<zorz>
there are greeks & greeks in this world.... you cannot put them all in the same barel.
<zorz>
I am diff,,, first greek language, second citizen of the world!
<SiFuh>
Okay. Here is a doozy for you zorz. He will bruise you in the heal and he will bruise you in the head. From the bible. Jesus get's bruised in the heal. Satan gets bruised in the head. When my twin sister was born. She had a head bruise and I had a bruise on my heel.
<SiFuh>
I actually don't talk to my twin sister. I dislike her. I think she is evil
<SiFuh>
I talked her once at my Grandmother's funeral. She's nucking futs!
<zorz>
but now I need to save my country ... make a few tel. from tomorrow... that the real
<zorz>
[wait 5 min]
<SiFuh>
My brother and I were talking about her and my father is like "What is wrong with her?" We both said at same time "Did you see her eyes? She has no soul"
<SiFuh>
She use to have hazel eyes. Now grey and staring into nothing. The abysse
<SiFuh>
dlcusa: ^
<SiFuh>
We genuinely believe she is possessed by something.
<SiFuh>
She lacks the embodiment of life, no colour in her. Just boring and gray. Plain...
<SiFuh>
It happened in 2004 and I have not spoke with her since except at the funeral
<zorz>
SiFuh: wait
<zorz>
dont sleep to
<SiFuh>
Hurry up then
<zorz>
you know why i left london
<zorz>
joojoo
<zorz>
they saw me.
<SiFuh>
You hate poms?
<zorz>
they needed me to the club
<zorz>
but
<zorz>
they did not pass my interview!
<zorz>
I choose!
<SiFuh>
joojoo are banned her but their injections and money are allowed